Now, I'm not knocking any Twilight fans, but you gotta understand: when you work in a bookstore, you learn to hate Stephanie Meyers. Lugging those bigass books around in massive quantities is hell on my spinal cord, just sayin'.
But I was quite amused to see this parody hit shelves recently.
Tales From The Crypt presents: DieLite; the story of a young girl who moves to the little town of Sporks and finds herself being stalked by Dedward Collins, the emo vampire boy who just will not leave her the hell alone!
It's intelligently written and contains references that most kids won't get, but that their parents will snerk over. I am so buying a copy of this for my god-daughter.